IDK about your Fit, Bruh 💀

Decoding Gen Alpha Slang so You don’t Have To

I'm driving my boys (11 and 9) for back-to-school shopping, feeling pretty hip because I just used “salty” in a sentence correctly. Suddenly, my 11-year-old turns to me and says, “That's so mid, bruh.” Mid? Did he just call me average? Is this a compliment? An insult? Do I need to turn this car around? 😅

Welcome to the perplexing world of Gen Alpha slang, where we Boomers (aka Gen X and Millennials) are constantly playing catch-up. Just when I thought I had mastered the art of understanding my kids, they’ve gone and invented a whole new slew of words.

Decoding Gen Alpha Slang So You don’t Have To

👕 Fit = Outfit

💪🏽 Flex = Brag

🫤 Mid = Average

😒 Ohio = Strange/Weird

😖 Pressed = Annoyed

😁 Sending Me = Amused

👎🏽 Skibidi = Bad

🏆 Sigma = Best of the Best

🦥 Beta = Weak

😋 Bussin’ = Delicious

🤨 Sus = Suspicious

🫦 Rizz = Charm

😠 Salty = Upset

😎 Drip = Stylish

Fax or Facts = True

Ate That = Impressive

🤥 Cap = Lie

💛 Pookie = Best Friend

😊 Bros = Besties

🍕 Fanum Tax = Stealing Food

Lore = Backstory

🏅 GOAT = Greatest Of All Time

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