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Decoding Gen Alpha Slang so You donβt Have To
I'm driving my boys (11 and 9) for back-to-school shopping, feeling pretty hip because I just used βsaltyβ in a sentence correctly. Suddenly, my 11-year-old turns to me and says, βThat's so mid, bruh.β Mid? Did he just call me average? Is this a compliment? An insult? Do I need to turn this car around? π

Welcome to the perplexing world of Gen Alpha slang, where we Boomers (aka Gen X and Millennials) are constantly playing catch-up. Just when I thought I had mastered the art of understanding my kids, theyβve gone and invented a whole new slew of words.
Decoding Gen Alpha Slang So You donβt Have To
π Fit = Outfit πͺπ½ Flex = Brag π«€ Mid = Average π Ohio = Strange/Weird π Pressed = Annoyed π Sending Me = Amused ππ½ Skibidi = Bad π Sigma = Best of the Best π¦₯ Beta = Weak π Bussinβ = Delicious π€¨ Sus = Suspicious | 𫦠Rizz = Charm π Salty = Upset π Drip = Stylish β Fax or Facts = True β¨ Ate That = Impressive π€₯ Cap = Lie π Pookie = Best Friend π Bros = Besties π Fanum Tax = Stealing Food βLore = Backstory π GOAT = Greatest Of All Time |
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