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Decoding Gen Alpha Slang so You donโ€™t Have To

I'm driving my boys (11 and 9) for back-to-school shopping, feeling pretty hip because I just used โ€œsaltyโ€ in a sentence correctly. Suddenly, my 11-year-old turns to me and says, โ€œThat's so mid, bruh.โ€ Mid? Did he just call me average? Is this a compliment? An insult? Do I need to turn this car around? ๐Ÿ˜…

Welcome to the perplexing world of Gen Alpha slang, where we Boomers (aka Gen X and Millennials) are constantly playing catch-up. Just when I thought I had mastered the art of understanding my kids, theyโ€™ve gone and invented a whole new slew of words.

Decoding Gen Alpha Slang So You donโ€™t Have To

๐Ÿ‘• Fit = Outfit

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ Flex = Brag

๐Ÿซค Mid = Average

๐Ÿ˜’ Ohio = Strange/Weird

๐Ÿ˜– Pressed = Annoyed

๐Ÿ˜ Sending Me = Amused

๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฝ Skibidi = Bad

๐Ÿ† Sigma = Best of the Best

๐Ÿฆฅ Beta = Weak

๐Ÿ˜‹ Bussinโ€™ = Delicious

๐Ÿคจ Sus = Suspicious

๐Ÿซฆ Rizz = Charm

๐Ÿ˜  Salty = Upset

๐Ÿ˜Ž Drip = Stylish

โœ… Fax or Facts = True

โœจ Ate That = Impressive

๐Ÿคฅ Cap = Lie

๐Ÿ’› Pookie = Best Friend

๐Ÿ˜Š Bros = Besties

๐Ÿ• Fanum Tax = Stealing Food

โ”Lore = Backstory

๐Ÿ… GOAT = Greatest Of All Time

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