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Decoding Gen Alpha Slang so You don’t Have To
I'm driving my boys (11 and 9) for back-to-school shopping, feeling pretty hip because I just used “salty” in a sentence correctly. Suddenly, my 11-year-old turns to me and says, “That's so mid, bruh.” Mid? Did he just call me average? Is this a compliment? An insult? Do I need to turn this car around? 😅

Welcome to the perplexing world of Gen Alpha slang, where we Boomers (aka Gen X and Millennials) are constantly playing catch-up. Just when I thought I had mastered the art of understanding my kids, they’ve gone and invented a whole new slew of words.
Decoding Gen Alpha Slang So You don’t Have To
👕 Fit = Outfit 💪🏽 Flex = Brag 🫤 Mid = Average 😒 Ohio = Strange/Weird 😖 Pressed = Annoyed 😁 Sending Me = Amused 👎🏽 Skibidi = Bad 🏆 Sigma = Best of the Best 🦥 Beta = Weak 😋 Bussin’ = Delicious 🤨 Sus = Suspicious | 🫦 Rizz = Charm 😠 Salty = Upset 😎 Drip = Stylish ✅ Fax or Facts = True ✨ Ate That = Impressive 🤥 Cap = Lie 💛 Pookie = Best Friend 😊 Bros = Besties 🍕 Fanum Tax = Stealing Food ❔Lore = Backstory 🏅 GOAT = Greatest Of All Time |
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